Sunday, 15 March 2009
1140: The Naming of the few
Absolute stunning conditions weather wise. This was going to be a busy Hash with several of the crew getting their Hash names so there was a lot to think about as you set off after the Hare for trail 1.There were 5 trails set by Mr Comet and Miss Disgrace and being from the school set about teaching us all a lesson in how to run over razor sharp rocks and deep soft sand. Ones glutemous maximus got a good work out that's for sure running in the soft stuff. Where was Bummer, Razamashaz and Glaiket ? They all love the butt exercise. The tracking skills from some of the Hashers were in evidence as the hares left footprints over the soft stuff. Rob the rigger being a bit of a trapper from Canada was first to set off in the general direction for trail 2 but either his sense of direction or the fact that he's never caught anything while out hunting meant that he missed the trail markings by a few hundreds of metres. While we were searching for trail 3 Coach actually found and ran the last 2 trails on his own after discovering trail 4,completely missing trail 3 and then finding trail 5 really quickly. He was looking for the On in when the rest of the crew were on trail 4. Blind as a bat springs to mind as the On in was found by Sideshow and Chelsea Bun where Gump, Coach ,Meths and Pegasus must have ran over it without seeing it. Was it there in the first place? Or did Miss Disgrace have it hidden up her Tee shirt? Mmmmm. One to ponder over. With all the Hashers back in one piece and in the Circle the" first in toast " was made by the two girls and in stereo. Comments were made by Pegasus and she was far too lenient on the Hares. Then we had the Down Downs for 50 runs for Postman Pat and Penelope Pisstup and then the naming of the few. Young Anya was named " Funky", Karen got " Viva in Pink " Marina was nominated to receive something in Spanish Dante Balde which meant something important, but being the Hash her new Hash name is Bald Aunty. Cruel rascals the lot of them. Del Boy was up last for his new moniker and His Missus Lisa lovingly wanted to call him "Big Fellow" and she blushed when we all enquired why. Mind you we couldn't tell if Del was Blushing because of the tan but he had a somewhat proud look about him after his Missus had said that. Ghandi, Gunga Din and Tea boy were all thrown into the circle but it was his lack of direction that got him G.P.S. Apparently Del can get lost going from his Living room sofa to his TV. The Spy was Coach and he bucketed young Hang about and Llana Scott for misbehaving during the speeches. Morangie for the pirate moustache and his little beard, Clouseau for mistreating the creatures of the world, Klipe as a welcome back, Lisa for suggesting " Big Fellow "and to cool her "amour" and Penelope Pisstup for the hell of it. Next weeks Blog will be composed by Rocky as I am off on my Jollies for a couple of weeks. On On.